Review of Sambazon Açaí Bites

September 23, 2020 In the vast lands of small towns all over the United States, Sambazon products in grocery stores were the first exposures people had to the word açaí and also the trend of açaí bowls. Açaí berries grow on palm trees and Sambazon initiated mass production of these in Brazil. The American açaí…

Review of Young’s Flipper Dippers

September 23, 2020 I have a few confessions: I hate reality shows, but I love food shows. Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares is both. And as such, it is both horrendous and attention gripping. I tell myself, “I can’t watch this, this is stupid” I walk away and then I peak around the corner again because…

How to make Chia seed Protein Oatmeal (CPO Recipe)

September 22, 2020 This recipe is near and dear to my heart and my soul. It has one and only mission: to deliver protein without ruining my tummy. If you’ve ever tried to eat a high protein diet, you KNOW what I mean by tummy ruining. Constipation from protein is terrible and for the longest…

Review of Dellah Honey Sriracha Salmon bowl

September 21, 2020 I picked this up a while ago to stock up on convenience meals from my local 99 cent store. For 2 bucks, the sheer ratio of macros in this meal is fantastic for low fat, high protein eaters. Marvel at the astounding nutrition! 19 grams of protein in 230 calories is pretty…

Review of Del Real Chicken in Green Sauce Tamale

September 21, 2020 I purchased this little guy from the refrigerated section of my local 99 cent store for $1.49 because it looked like it would taste pretty good and the ingredients were simple. There were 2 flavors: see my review of the Pork in Red Sauce tamale. I popped this in the microwave for…

Review of Del Real Pork in Red Sauce Tamale

September 21, 2020 I purchased this little guy from the refrigerated section of my local 99 cent store for $1.49 because it looked like it would taste pretty good and the ingredients were simple. I popped this in the microwave for 1 minute and offered it to my fiance to try. He said he’s not…

Review of POGO! Blackberry Sweet Potato & Chia Wrap

September 14, 2020 Come on bring your friends, it’s adventure time! Today I couldn’t say no to trying this strange thing that seems like a healthy take on the quintessential Poptart (TMTMTMTMTM). Not that blackberries, sweet potatoes, and chia seeds sound particularly appetizing as a combination, but I do like blackberries, I like to have…